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Ninjitsoo.com Launches!

The Continuum, an internet leader in digital artwork and web design announces today the launch of Ninjitsoo!, The Ninja Search Engine at www.ninjitsoo.com. Ninjitsoo! features ninja related searching based on Google technology, links to the most popular ninja sites, and lots of ads... because that's how they plan to make money off this.

The webmaster of Ninjitsoo!, a mysterious man who would only refer to himself as 'the webmasta', said that he was excited about the launch. In a statement released earlier today, the webmasta stated: "Yeah, because it's like a parody of Yahoo, and so that makes it really funny. Unless you're just dense and don't get it...". Early consumer feedback has been equally positive. "LOL! That's really funny." said one anonymous focus group tester.

In addition to the search engine, early plans for the site include a 'Personals' matchmaking section and a 'messenger' component for Ninjas to keep in contact with each other. More information will be revealed as it becomes available.