Ninjas need love like everyone does.
So when we set out to create the premiere ninja matchmaking site, we conducted extensive research in the field of ninja relationships to find a compatibility model that fits this very unique subculture.
As such, compared to most sites that give you 20-30 match criteria, we came up with 572 dimensions of compatibility.
This is primarily because the ninjas kept moving between spatial dimensions, so it added up quickly.
Unfortunately, our reseach did not carry on so well in the experimental stage.
The first problem was finding ninjas that would participate in our study.
Or for that matter, finding ninjas at all.
Because you know, ninjas live in the shadows all the time.
And it's especially hard to find female ninjas, because they're usually the silent assassin type.
Sure, you think she's a sweet little church-going housewife, but yeah right, she's a ninja.
So once we found some people who were willing to admit they were ninjas, and blow their cover for the good of science, the dating tests began.
And those... didn't go so well either.
The first set of test subjects were sent on the traditional 'dinner and a movie'.
However, the movie they went to go see was "Hero" with Jet Li, and by the end of the film, the male ninja was so pumped that he killed everybody in the theatre, including his date.
The next set of subjects went out on a sightseeing tour of the city.
They really hit it off, they had a wonderful time and by the end of the night, they were making out on a bench in the park.
Unfortunately, the female ninja forgot to take off her poison lipstick, so the guy pretty much didn't make it past first base.
At least he died happy...
The final set of subjects went to a popular dance club.
It was already a pretty wild party, but at some point a salsa turned into a shoryuken, and that pretty much killed the mood (and the girl...)
So our conclusion is that putting two highly skilled warriors together is a bad idea in general.
Someone is always going to end up with a broken heart (or worse yet, a broken spinal column...).
However, perhaps more research will yield a more effective compatibility set.
Any opinions on the matter can be forwarded to the webmaster.
In the meantime, try one of those other sites...
Disclaimer: No ninjas were harmed in the writing of this article
The first set of test subjects were sent on the traditional 'dinner and a movie'.
However, the movie they went to go see was "Hero" with Jet Li, and by the end of the film, the male ninja was so pumped that he killed everybody in the theatre, including his date.